Tragedy plus time...

equals Shakespeare.

"Don't throw...

away when empty." (Chocolate syrup dispenser sign)

On Sale...

at Rite Aid: solid color t-shirts 5 for $10.00.

License plate...

in Dave's parking lot (Cedar Road): SLNTGRN.

Gone like...

the Golden Spot, gone like the Golden House.

Guy I saw...

on the bus yesterday had the face of a former prizefighter, and the brain of a prizefight loser...

I found...

a little no-name acoustic guitar on the street today.

Imaginary Instruments

The fretless donut
The fretted donut
The soup viol
The soup viola da gamba

Walking across the parking lot...

on the way in to work this morning, I saw a man and a woman, each talking on their cellphones and pacing in front of the store that I work at. A stunning example of the cellpacing phenomenon.

Yesterday on the bus...

I went to sit in the back, and scattered back there were two people in Burger King gear, and one in an Arby's uniform. I felt as though I had penetrated a special fast food enclave.

I thought that...

no one was going to be reading this. But I found out that they are. Now I have to rethink things.

The crazy dude on Starkweather said...

my stereo cabinet turned upside down is an exact replica of the Ford Theatre!

For twenty dollars...

you can look like a caddy.

Shopping cart...

crash into a Euro!
Shopping cart crash into a Euro!
Chevrolet Euro 3.1!

Dave Hlad said...

"A bag inside a box inside a box inside a bag. That's my dream."

Did you ever...

hear a two-liter soda bottle just make a popping sound in the middle of the night?

I miss...

the structural integrity of paper bags...