Sunday, May 18, 2008
Blasting from the driveway...
of the anti-abortion house on my block yesterday was "You Can't Hurry Love" by The Supremes. It should have been "Lovechild."
A horse...
without a rider is still a horse, but a rider without a horse is just someone who dresses funny.
Friday, May 16, 2008
Imagine another planet's...
equivalent of the banana split. This thought disturbs me for some reason.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Last Friday night...
on the # 9 bus, I saw someone who was either a transvestite, or a very unfortunate woman, who looked like Tracy Morgan in drag.
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Saw a license plate...
NEO NUBN, which I'm guessing is a Northeast Ohio Nubian, or someone with a new nubbin.
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