When I hear...

the word "culture," I reach for my "Rubber Soul."

It's...

the last night of Summer: the rats will eat well tonight...

Who moves...

without bringing a screwdriver, then bangs on the door at 10:00 p.m. when you're sick from a molar extraction and antibiotics to borrow one? My new Chinese neighbors, that's who...

This man must be stopped!

He pulled my teeth, so now I can't blow the bubbles while I chew the gum while I drive the taxi! Now my mouth is packed with gauze...