Sunday, May 18, 2008

Blasting from the driveway...

of the anti-abortion house on my block yesterday was "You Can't Hurry Love" by The Supremes. It should have been "Lovechild."

A horse...

without a rider is still a horse, but a rider without a horse is just someone who dresses funny.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Imagine another planet's...

equivalent of the banana split. This thought disturbs me for some reason.

A conversation at The Ritz, 10/22/1989...

AK: "Bad taste is timeless."
JP: "And rampant."

The stupid...

we do immediately; the idiotic takes longer.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Last Friday night...

on the # 9 bus, I saw someone who was either a transvestite, or a very unfortunate woman, who looked like Tracy Morgan in drag.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Saw a license plate...

NEO NUBN, which I'm guessing is a Northeast Ohio Nubian, or someone with a new nubbin.