Wednesday, April 22, 2009

It's Earth Day today

Do something on Earth. (On Monday, do something on the Moon.)

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

If you have a funny feeling...

that you're forgetting something at the store, buy some toilet paper.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Saturday, April 4, 2009

My day took a turn for the better

When I threw an overripe banana from the kitchen table into the wastebasket across the room.