Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Hey, Drummers of the World!

How about when you're done playing, you flip the switch on your snare drum so that it doesn't rattle and buzz all night?

International Women's Day

was yesterday. One TV network commemorated it by showing a Hooters beach sports tournament.

Even though Commander Ray once said

"Spare change? What is spare change?" I will sometimes give out a few quarters to panhandlers if they ask nicely enough. One rule of thumb, though: I never give them anything if their shoes are in better condition than mine.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Winter haiku for Waldo

shoveling the walk,
salting it too, is a law
that is unenforced...

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Every time I go to the library

and look at the DVDs, I see "The Good German" and "The Good Shepherd," but never "The Good German Shepherd."

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Good weather

for spotting women wearing boots. I feel like Popeye Doyle...

Saturday, November 13, 2010

I've been wondering

why I've been feeling weird all day, and I just remembered: Vincent Gallo is in town!