It's Earth Day today

Do something on Earth. (On Monday, do something on the Moon.)

If you have a funny feeling...

that you're forgetting something at the store, buy some toilet paper.

If you can't find your favorite cup...

Try looking in the microwave.

My day took a turn for the better

When I threw an overripe banana from the kitchen table into the wastebasket across the room.

Net Lingo from the electric eels

I recently came across someone asking what "AFAIK" means on an online forum (it means "as far as I know"). I myself am always coming across odd little abbreviations and slang on the web, so I thought I would share some here. These are from the songs of the Cleveland band the electric eels:

AIIC: As if I cared
YFOS: You're full of s**t
YFOSAYKIT: You're full of s**t and you know it's true
FTGFTIDITM: From the Goddamned first thing I do in the morning
YKWTI: You know what this is

Courtesy of Veland magazine:

Deemed "too big to fail": AIG and David Thomas.

I also

got out an Elvis Presley film, "Fun In Acapulco," but when I watched it, I didn't have any fun.