When you're sick

Get plenty of writs and spill plenty of fluids...

Roll Out

the barrel, we've got the blues on the run. (Red Ball, not Red Bull.)

Roll out

those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer/ Those days of soda and pretzels and fear...

More crystal confidence

The mostly lowercase label of Tom's of Maine's crystal confidence deodorant trumpets "24 HOUR ODOR PROTECTION" on it. Great for 24-Hour Party People, I guess...

I got

a new deodorant, crystal confidence from Tom's of Maine, which, in the first place, sounds like something you ingest before listening to Eternal Tapestry. The label says "dermatologist tested," but I don't know whether that means tested by dermatologists, or tested on dermatologists...

At the Supermarket

I was looking at the dishwashing liquids, and I came to the conclusion that Palmolive is the finest one out there.

Summertime is...

hot pants and sidewalk rants.