I've been wondering

why I've been feeling weird all day, and I just remembered: Vincent Gallo is in town!

The best movie

I've inexplicably never seen all the way through? Probably "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot." Jeff Bridges in "Thunderbolt & Lightfoot" set a bar for absurdist acting that Gary Busey subsequently limbo'd under then broke in half...Oh, and Gary Busey is in it, as is Jack "Howard Sprague" Dodson. Written by Michael Cimino, but feels as though it was plotted by Richard Stark using a deck of Oblique Strategies cards... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oblique_Strategies (I know they came later.)

"Don't drink and drive"

goes without saying, but why don't people warn you not to drink and parallel park?

I read that

Don Cheadle, America's actor, was going to produce a TV series based on the movie "Crash," but was disappointed to find out that it wasn't the Ballard/Cronenberg "Crash"...

I saw a sign reading Target Enforcement Area...

Does that mean that they can MAKE me go to Target?

You punch

when you see a Bug, not just any VW product. And who is naming VW's models (Touareg, Routan, Tiguan) anyway? Tom Zé?

Unsolicited advice

If you're driving a late-model Toyota, don't tailgate a Ford Pinto.

A Jag...

in the Wal*Mart parking lot. I would also like to take this opportunity to say that I had this blog idea before I had ever heard of Twitter.

Why is this funny?

Window sticker on a car: New Jersey College of Medicine.

License plate...

in Dave's parking lot (Cedar Road): SLNTGRN.