I just saw

either a Chinese drag queen* walking down the street or a very tall Chinese woman. In fact, this person would be tall for a Chinese man who wasn't named Yao.

*That was also my nickname for the China Dragon restaurant at Severance...

Who moves...

without bringing a screwdriver, then bangs on the door at 10:00 p.m. when you're sick from a molar extraction and antibiotics to borrow one? My new Chinese neighbors, that's who...

Olympics Preview

As many of you are no doubt aware, for the last several Olympics, new, non-traditional events have been added, including various "extreme" skateboarding events. I have learned from my sources that the Olympics in Beijing will feature the Chinese Firedrill...