Shelved side-by-side

at the local Wal-Mart: vodka and Pop-Tarts.

Dust-Breeding

George refused to use the unusual vacuum-cleaner with the huge dust tubes.

I saw

a new DNA tribute band in my kitchen sink this morning (Little Ants).

I saw

a gold-painted cement truck today. Very suave, reminded me of Slim Gaillard...

Dishwasher-Safe

but not butterfingersedly dropping into the sink from a foot-high safe. (I no longer have to look for my favorite cup in the microwave.)

Eating a watermelon

I was eating a watermelon, and, of course, I started receiving phonecalls.
Cellphones and watermelons don't mix.

What process is at work

when you check your clothes at the laundromat and they're dry, but when you start to put them away at home, they're damp?