Winter haiku for Waldo

shoveling the walk,
salting it too, is a law
that is unenforced...

Every time I go to the library

and look at the DVDs, I see "The Good German" and "The Good Shepherd," but never "The Good German Shepherd."

Good weather

for spotting women wearing boots. I feel like Popeye Doyle...

I've been wondering

why I've been feeling weird all day, and I just remembered: Vincent Gallo is in town!

I just got a haircut

at a frog-themed barber shop.

Computer Help Available Every Day

If you need help in learning how to talk out loud while computing, whether on the phone, to a friend or stranger in person, or just to yourself, come to the Dennis G. Fedor Computer Center at Madison Public Library in Lakewood, Ohio, any day. Also available: lessons in chewing absurdly loudly and lessons in having only the vaguest understanding of personal space.

Amblyopia...

and eyeliner is not a good look.