A watched cot

never boils.

You can't spell "American"...

without "I can"! Or "Mexican," for that matter.

Economy

Already spotted: people wearing long raccoon coats, saying "23-skidoo!"

It's already December 18th...

and I still haven't seen any folks dressed up like Eskimos...

A Jag...

in the Wal*Mart parking lot. I would also like to take this opportunity to say that I had this blog idea before I had ever heard of Twitter.

Like laughter

from behind drywall.

The Three Rs

Reduce, Reuse, Regurgitate.