I just got a haircut

at a frog-themed barber shop.

Computer Help Available Every Day

If you need help in learning how to talk out loud while computing, whether on the phone, to a friend or stranger in person, or just to yourself, come to the Dennis G. Fedor Computer Center at Madison Public Library in Lakewood, Ohio, any day. Also available: lessons in chewing absurdly loudly and lessons in having only the vaguest understanding of personal space.

Amblyopia...

and eyeliner is not a good look.

The best movie

I've inexplicably never seen all the way through? Probably "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot." Jeff Bridges in "Thunderbolt & Lightfoot" set a bar for absurdist acting that Gary Busey subsequently limbo'd under then broke in half...Oh, and Gary Busey is in it, as is Jack "Howard Sprague" Dodson. Written by Michael Cimino, but feels as though it was plotted by Richard Stark using a deck of Oblique Strategies cards... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oblique_Strategies (I know they came later.)

Time takes a cigarette...

Been sick this week. Held it together to go into the studio on Saturday and Sunday. Time, which usually appears to me to be an orderly progression of minutes and hours, has seemed to be more like spongecake.

I kind of like

Steven Slater. He looks like Paul Lynde crossed with Race Bannon.

I feel

Claritin-clear and Zestfully clean.