Every time I go to the library

and look at the DVDs, I see "The Good German" and "The Good Shepherd," but never "The Good German Shepherd."

Good weather

for spotting women wearing boots. I feel like Popeye Doyle...

I've been wondering

why I've been feeling weird all day, and I just remembered: Vincent Gallo is in town!

I just got a haircut

at a frog-themed barber shop.

Computer Help Available Every Day

If you need help in learning how to talk out loud while computing, whether on the phone, to a friend or stranger in person, or just to yourself, come to the Dennis G. Fedor Computer Center at Madison Public Library in Lakewood, Ohio, any day. Also available: lessons in chewing absurdly loudly and lessons in having only the vaguest understanding of personal space.

Amblyopia...

and eyeliner is not a good look.

The best movie

I've inexplicably never seen all the way through? Probably "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot." Jeff Bridges in "Thunderbolt & Lightfoot" set a bar for absurdist acting that Gary Busey subsequently limbo'd under then broke in half...Oh, and Gary Busey is in it, as is Jack "Howard Sprague" Dodson. Written by Michael Cimino, but feels as though it was plotted by Richard Stark using a deck of Oblique Strategies cards... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oblique_Strategies (I know they came later.)