I read that

Don Cheadle, America's actor, was going to produce a TV series based on the movie "Crash," but was disappointed to find out that it wasn't the Ballard/Cronenberg "Crash"...

At the Laundromat

I got a can of Dr. Pepper with a picture of Don Cheadle, America's actor, on it.

Shelved side-by-side

at the local Wal-Mart: vodka and Pop-Tarts.

Dust-Breeding

George refused to use the unusual vacuum-cleaner with the huge dust tubes.

I saw

a new DNA tribute band in my kitchen sink this morning (Little Ants).

I saw

a gold-painted cement truck today. Very suave, reminded me of Slim Gaillard...

Dishwasher-Safe

but not butterfingersedly dropping into the sink from a foot-high safe. (I no longer have to look for my favorite cup in the microwave.)